March 2012
1 post
February 2012
38 posts
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
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conanofallon:
oh, I didn’t know a plank of wood was hosting SNL tonight
madonnugh:
I wish someone would tell the actors of Nickelodeon and Disney Channel there’s no reason to yell their lines.
one of my roommates is talking to himself again...
he keeps randomly saying “you better not” and “stupid bitch” omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg wtf
Son: *crying* Dad I want to be a dancer why can't you just accept me for who I am?
Dad: No son of mine is gonna be some goddam twinkly toed ballerina!
Son: *Raises up* I never said I wanted to do ballet!
Son: *Begins to twerk*
January 2012
27 posts
westborobaptist-church:
List of Whores going to hell
Lady Gaga (Bisexual Fag)
Beyonce (Fag Enabler)
Michelle Obama (Wife of the Anti-Christ)
Naya Rivera (Fag Enabler, Acting Fag)
wait, this isn’t a joke?
kohthefacestealer:
Black Eyed Peas - Why Am I Still Making Music ft. Ke$ha & LMFAO
qqerqe asked: cumm backk. jk. italy's probably a lot more fun. im drinking ALONE IN MY ROOM. fuck me. BOUGHT A SHITTON OF GIN TODAY THOUGH :(
